| Rarity: | R |
| #: | 70 |
| Creature Type or Sub Type: | Enchantment |
| Rules Text Contains: | At the beginning of your upkeep, destroy all nonland permanents with the first name alphabetically among nonland permanents in play. |
| Flavor: | Tired of always being picked last, the wizard Zzzyxas created the ultimate revenge. |
| Set: | Unhinged |
| Number: | 70 |
